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Stop asking me what is two plus three
You know I don’t get it
So why not forget it
I don’t know all of my ABC’s
So stop all the questions
I’m falling out of line
(Call the asylum now,
just call the asylum now)
You know I’m not gonna be
Some great genius just like Einstein
(Call the asylum now,
just call the asylum now)

I’ve become so dumb!
I can’t tie my shoe!
How do you spell cat!?
What is two plus two!?
How do you tell time!?
I sound like I’m ten!
What's this planet called!?
What’s my name again!?

Can’t you see that you’re torturing me
With all of this knowledge
My brain will soon explode
I’m tired of all your useless teachings
How does this affect what I grow up to do
(My brain’s gonna blow
In awhile it will explode)
I just flunked my math test
And I failed English class too
(My brain’s gonna blow
In awhile it will explode)
How much more of this crap will I have to go through!?

I’ve become so dumb
And that is my fate!
I can’t add or read!
I can’t get a date!
Teach me how to love!
Teach me how to eat!
Teach me how to hate!
Teach me how to breathe!

And I know
I am flunking science too
But I know
You were all like me
When you were too stressed out in your school

I’ve become so dumb
I don’t have no friends!
This is how I’ll be!
‘til the very end!
I’ll just live my life!
Work jobs at K-Mart!
I don’t care no more
I’m tired of being smart!

I’ve become so dumb
I’m sure you’d agree
I’ll never get my pre-school degree

I’ve become so dumb
My IQ is 3
I’m just too stupid to start to see…
"Numb" - Linkin Park into "Dumb"

An idea I had, after listening to the song several times XD

edit : wow.. i got on most popular parodies!? thanks!

I didn't realize so many people would get so touchy touchy and sensitive about it..
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Xero2342 Mar 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
SkullDevil217 Mar 3, 2014  Student Writer
Dear god this killed me. *Adds to favorites*
akasha1313 Dec 14, 2013  Student Writer
this is how I feel every day
Si1v3r-Th3-Dr4g0n Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can relate XD
TwiHungerCity17 Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL I think I just died of laughter! I love this! 
xXCinderheartXx Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is extremely ironic to me because I'm listening to Numb right now.
kokola9000 Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's extremely funny. Good work man.
DemonRenX Feb 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol it fits perfectly!
Sonic1luvr Jan 20, 2013
lol whoever hates this , seriously doesnt have a sense of humor and should come back and comment after they get one . this was awesome by the way ! explains my life completely . c;
XD :rofl: That's terrible! lol :lol: :XD: :lmao:
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