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Dumb - Linkin Park : a PARODY by ~Dark-Oblivion:iconDark-Oblivion:





Dumb

Stop asking me what is two plus three
You know I don’t get it
So why not forget it
I don’t know all of my ABC’s
So stop all the questions
I’m falling out of line
(Call the asylum now,
just call the asylum now)
You know I’m not gonna be
Some great genius just like Einstein
(Call the asylum now,
just call the asylum now)

I’ve become so dumb!
I can’t tie my shoe!
How do you spell cat!?
What is two plus two!?
How do you tell time!?
I sound like I’m ten!
Is Georgia a state!?
What’s my name again!?

Can’t you see that you’re torturing me
With all of this knowledge
My brain will soon explode
I’m tired of all your useless teachings
How does this affect what I grow up to do
(My brain’s gonna blow
In awhile it will explode)
I just flunked my math test
And I failed English class too
(My brain’s gonna blow
In awhile it will explode)
How much longer will I have to put this through!?

I’ve become so dumb
And that is my fate!
I can’t add or read!
I can’t get a date!
Teach me how to love!
Teach me how to eat!
Teach me how to hate!
Teach me how to breathe!

And I know
I am flunking science too
But I know
You were all like me
When you were too stressed out in your school

I’ve become so dumb
I don’t have no friends!
This is how I’ll be!
‘til the very end!
I’ll just live my life!
Work jobs at K-Mart!
I don’t care no more
I’m tired of being smart!

I’ve become so dumb
I’m sure you’d agree
I’ll never get my pre-school degree

I’ve become so dumb
My IQ is 3
I’m just too stupid to start to see…
©2004-2009 ~Dark-Oblivion
:icondark-oblivion:

Author's Comments

"Numb" - Linkin Park into "Dumb"

An idea I had, after listening to the song several times XD

edit :// wow.. i got on most popular parodies!? wtf XD;
edit 2 ://
haha. oh my goodness people.

parody:
a composition that imitates somebody's style in a humorous way
make a spoof of or make fun of


linkin park is a good band, don't get me wrong -- I wouldn't have written a parody if I didn't like the song to begin with.

THIS IS MEANT FOR LAUGHS. there's absolutely nothing serious about this lmao. simple parody poking fun at the composition of the lyrics.

I didn't realize so many people would get so touchy touchy and sensitive about it..

If you can't get a good laugh at the bands and songs you like then you don't like them enough.
Open your minds a bit and loosen up alright? T__T

and NO this is not about Chester. wtf lol
it's more of general feelings about school etc.

and you DO realize that this was written by a 13 year old!?

L O L.

talk about taking it WAY too seriously.
goodness.

Comments


:iconthemexican-pi:
lol, that's funny, but I do love the regular song! Funny!

--
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The cure for death itself?

The answer is IMMORTALITY."

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:icongirlfromhicville:
can i kill you anyway:tombstone: ? teehee. i definetly like Numb better.
:iconying-yang:
Priceless, absolutly priceless XD

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And then there was One.
:iconbertshomegirl:
omg i love linkin park morwe than anything in the whole wide world but this is seriously good lmao im printin it off just to sing it xxxxx

--
And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling.
And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall,
Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts
:iconauralous:
XDD That's awesome! *+fav and prints.*

I'm gonna show my friends next period... >.>;

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:iconsamppa89:
:rofl: that's so good xD

--
"The cars will be uglier? Well I think that's true. It seems that we're going back ten years. But in the end it's not beauty that counts, is it?"
- Felipe Massa
:iconvirglol:
OMG! That is so funny :P But not really gentle XD Is is about Chester who's singing? ><
:iconok-yc:
hahahahahaa
i ROTFLMAO
to this.

--
"Why would you wanna have sex with Edward? I mean, he's cold, and it is say he's hard as stone, so when he pounds into your vagina wouldn't it feel like having a cold, hard, granite pounding into your vagina? How is THAT pleasurable?"
:iconhikaru-kenshin2007:
That was awesome!! I sung this to myself, and it really matched the tune of the real song! LMAO!! This is great, good job!! Great Parody of Numb!

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